New Year’s Resolutions

Happy New Year

HAPPY NEW YEAR!

I’m sure no one really cares what my resolutions are. This is for my reference. I have never once accomplished any New Year’s appointed resolution. Hopefully this year will be different. I have had this immense worry lately that I will never amount to anything. Many panic attacks have been derived from it. I feel like this year is when I really need to try and do whatever it is I am trying to do. Blah, blah, blah…

Happy Space Year 1
1. Actually finish a script this year. Get to a final draft, have people read it, copyright it, mail it around, find an agent, etc.

Lisa Frank Is The Shit
2. Start printing my shirt designs this year. And wear them.

Happy Space Year 2

3. Don’t get fat this year. A night of drinking is another ten pounds.

Happy Space Year 3

4. Progress musically this year. The Jellyfish Bandits are doing well, but they could use a lot of improvement on my end. I also need to get over my stage fright.

Happy Space Year 4

5. Make an illustrated novel this year. Even though I draw the world’s ugliest females.

THE END

One Response to “New Year’s Resolutions”

  • Melinda:

    I really like these resolutions. Can I latch onto 3,4, and 5? For sure I need to do all of those as well. And shut up about number 4. All the improvement needs to be done on my end.

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AARON LECK WHITAKER is a 25 year old painter, alternative comic artist and screenwriter living in Austin, TX.